Run #182, November 16th, 2003
Some got jobs, some sell yea…we all gathered at Kanigawa for H-Eater and Nick’s anxiously anticipated “nature run.” Quite a few of H-Eater’s students showed up, in addition to a fellow Vancouverian who was out visiting. I wondered what type of devilish course they could have planned….I had a sneaking suspicion that the hares had a few tricks up their sleeves.
After departing from the station, we soon headed towards the nature that I was hoping for. Viagra, Chiku Bitch, and I scattered off after seeing the first checkpoint in search of the trail. I chose a beautiful course that went under the road, along this fantastic river with hidden waterfalls. Since it was such a lovely route, I convinced myself that this HAD to be the right way. After scampering down the slippery rocks and through the soggy sand, what did I see? F! Fuck! Shinkansen laughed at me from above the road and I headed back towards the course.
Trickery became the underlying theme of this run. The false courses were very long and sent the front-runners on an adventure, but everyone in the back was delighted to have all of the hard work done for them! I pressed on, and at every checkpoint I saw the initial’s CB, CB again…..another CB…Chiku Bitch! Either Chiku Bitch made a deal beforehand with the hares or he is a very gifted man. Seriously, I saw his name 10 or 15 times! After going ninja style over the gate to see yet another F, I decided that Chiku Bitch’s nipples surely have some sort of special navigating compass inside.
Viagra, Shinkansen, and a few others and I ran together for a while. Up and down, up and down, but it truly was a beautiful day so everyone seemed to be in good spirits about it. We continued on CB’s trail, following it into a hill-side farm tucked away along the road. Up the hill we went, but CB was retreating! His stealth navigation nipples had a malfunction! Thank goodness. Soon enough we were at Near Beer...
Down-down’s were quite a good time. People drank for vomiting since Silent Night vomited up anin-tofu the previous night—guess what color? Among the group present, other past vomit colors included red, hot pink, and black! Also had a down-down for balls—bringing them to the hash or having them. Must have been a few others in there, somewhere. Afterwards we all decided it would be a good idea to attack Nick and grab at his nipples, as we all usually like to do.
Everyone enjoyed a very meaty Hash Bash at a nice little yakitori joint. Thanks to H Eater and Nick for an extremely enjoyable and 面白いhash.
On-on,
Chin Chin Para Paragus
Following message is written in Japanese.
可児川とはどこにあるのか？みんな来るのか？と、不安いっぱいに駅に降り立つと、なんてことはないそこには10数名の怪しげな集団が戯れていた。今回も賑やかで楽しいランになりそうだ。今日のHareはにっく棒とH−Eater、James、そしてさくらさんのだんな様。H-EaterはHareのJamesを含めともかずさん、さわださん、おざわさんとNew Commerを4人も連れてきてくれた。にっく棒は相当Hash Nameが気に入ったらしく、とてもご機嫌な様子。最近のHash Nameはどんどんエロさがエスカレートしているなぁと思う今日この頃。
今日のコースはスタートからのぼりばっかり。シンカンセンについていこうと決めたものの、今日のシンカンセンは選ぶ道が全部F。着いていくんじゃなかった・・・。逆にチクビッチは行く先すべてが当たりで独走状態に。可児川には初めて来たが、なかなか良いところである。山を越えると閑静な住宅街があり、緑あり、走っていて気持ちが良かった！（Fにあたらなければ！チンパラはCheckで忍者まがいのこともしたそうだ。）住宅街を抜ける辺りでトップのチクビッチを発見し合流。大通り（R４１）に出た。そしてまたCheck。まっすぐ行くとＲ４１。ここはHashの掟で迷わず山の中へ入っていった。まるでお山のお猿さんのように景色に溶け込むチクビッチ。さあ、ここまで来ればトップでのゴールは間違いなし！と意気揚揚になるが、またしてもF。今日はとことんFらしい。そして極めつけはゴール直前のダブルF。結局歩き組とほとんど変わらずにゴール。とても疲れた。
DDではNew Commerのおかじまさんが一人増えて飲むわ飲むわの大騒ぎ。いつもより飲む量が多いんじゃないかと思うぐらい異様な盛り上がりを見せた。シンカンセンは「今日の僕は本当の僕じゃない」としきりに言っていたが、みなさん、あれが本当のシンカンセンです。
可児川でみんな来るかどうか心配だったけどHashを愛していれば何処であろうと駆けつけるのがHasherだね。近くは地元の可児市から、遠くは長野からHashを通して繋がれるのがいいとこだよね。
New Commerのみなさん、次回も来てね。
ONON V