Run #254, April 15th, 2007

Well my fellow hashers, I�fm afraid it had been far too long that I was living the backslider lifestyle, and now after this hash, I am paying for it with aching muscles! Nothing a little beer won�ft help though! So drink it down�c

I would like to congratulate the hares on setting one of perhaps the flattest trails in hash history, however it did have a few merits which included obscure, narrow streets, and a pleasant stop at a temple (which of course is a requirement for any hash in Japan). In the end, we found ourselves in a tadpole haven�cthe Nagoya Gymnasium Park.

Everyone put in a nice effort for both the long and short courses. I was wonder though if someone could tell me where the words �ebicycles allowed�f are found in Hash RUN? You know who I am talking about. Oh yes, and while I am picking bones with people, what�fs this stuff about not running a hash due to a �eREAL�f marathon? Who in the right mind wants to go on a long run without the wonderful thought of beer and festivities awaiting you at the finish line?!? Ugh!

Anyway, on a lighter note, we did get to introduce a virgin hasher to the NagoyaH3�cKelsey (hash name to follow shortly no doubt). Even though she got lost on several occasions (mind you on one of the EASIER courses), she took on the challenge and looks forward to the next chase.

Well, I hope to see each of you at the next hash�cespecially those of you who didn�ft bother to come to this one�cand I hope you have a fantastic reason! However, if you don�ft, we�fll make you do some down-downs anyway! In case any of you are interested, I have included a couple more down-down songs for your religious pleasure�c

�@He ought to be publicly pissed on
�@He ought to be publicly shot �@Bang, Bang
�@He ought to be tied to a urinal
�@And left there to fester & rot
�@Now he may be a joy to his mother
�@But he�fs a pain in the asshole to me
�@Drink it down, down, down, down
�@Down, down, down, down
�@Why are we waiting
�@Could be fornicating
�@Oh why are we waiting
�@So fucking long

�@Does a hasher like to walk,
�@Does a hasher like to run,
�@Does a hasher like to be where they're having all the fun?
�@Can he drink a 12-ounce beer,
�@While his friends all sing and cheer,
�@Now your time has come.
�@So drink it down, down, etc . . .

That�fs all for now folks�c�ftil next time�c

ON-ON,
Heather